KIBAKI WAS FORCED!!!!

KIBAKI WAS FORCED AND RUSHED INTO A SWEARING CEREMONY BY THE MT.KENYA MAFIA IN A MEETING CHAIRED BY MICHUKI  TOP SOURCES PRIVY TO NSIS TOP OFFICALS BASED AT THE HEADQUARTERS ARE CONFIRMING THAT WHILE PRESIDENT KIBAKI WANTED TO CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ONCEDE DEFEAT WHILE 90% OF THE VOTRES HAD BEEN COUNTED, 48HRS BEFORE ELECTION AN EMERGENCY MEETING CHAIRED BY  MICHUKI AND SECONDED BY NICHOLAS BIWOTT AND LUCY KIBAKI AT MICHUKI AND OWNED WINDSOR GOLF WHEREBY BIWOTT AND DANIEL ARAP THREATENED TO LEAVE KIBAKI ALONE TO FIGHT HIS OWNED PROBLEMS AND THEY WOULD FLEE THE COUNTRY TO MAURITANIA IF HE DOESNT FORCE HIS WAY INTO VICTORY.
 MICHUKI IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN SO ANNOYED HE LIT A CIGARRETE OF
EMBASSY KINGS INFRONT OF THE CLIQUE AND MADAME LUCY, SAYING KIBAKI
SHOULD LEAVE EVERYTHING TO HIM, HE’LL HANDLE.

  A TELEPHONE CALL, NUMBER WITHHELD, WAS MADE TO KIVUITU BY
BIWOTT,TELLING HIM THAT,WAZEE WA NCHI WAME DECIDE THAT HE SHOULD
INAUGURATE KIBAKI OR ELSE LEAVE KENYA WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. HE WAS OFFERED KES 242 MILLION IN RETURN,WHICH HE ACCEPTED AND A POST OF KENYA’S AMBASSADOR TO BOTSWANA COME MARCH, WHICH HE ACCEPTED.

-Sent by Seydou

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READERS: This reports is unconfirmed.  We guess we’ll know more in March should that post as ambassador to Botswana (or wherever) materialize.  Anyone have access to Kivuitu’s bank statements? 

- Jaluo Press